God Bumper Stickers

Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em. 
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A clean conscience makes a soft pillow. 
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A family altar can alter a family. 
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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 
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Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift! 
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 
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Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake. 
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 
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Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord! 
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Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there. 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams. 
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Give God what's right, not what's left! 
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Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler. 
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. 
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God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest! 
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God grades on the cross, not the curve. 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 
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Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible! 
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He who angers you, controls you! 
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He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else. 
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He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! 
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If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats! 
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Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. 
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Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope! 
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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity. 
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Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive! 
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Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it. 
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Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. 
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"Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a 
public school). 
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Prayer -Don't give God instructions - just report for duty! 
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. 
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The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not 
protect you. 
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This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"! 
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To be almost saved is to be totally lost. 
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K-Mart isn't the only saving place! 
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WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning! 
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We don't change the message, the message changes us. 
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We set the sail; God makes the wind. 
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We're too blessed to be depressed. 
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When God ordains, He sustains. 
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Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it. 
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Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.